Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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