I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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