why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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