no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
What drink are we having for lunch?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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