it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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