Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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