I just threw up on my dentist
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Randomize
