My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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