absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
