areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Randomize
