i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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