I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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