that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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