It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
