So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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