Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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