just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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