She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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