All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
party gras won. party gras always wins.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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