So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
