This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
