i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
