Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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