tell your sister to shave her snatch
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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