there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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