a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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