I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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