I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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