Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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