Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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