mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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