dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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