I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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