I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm at about main and main street
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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