I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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