Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
So vagazzling was a success
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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