Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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