idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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