so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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