He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
We were destined to go to rehab together
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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