oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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