What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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