Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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