That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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