I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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