Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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