Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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