why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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