we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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