Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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