I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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